Funny craigslist dating ads
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"Bitter, unsuccessful middle aged loser wallowing in an unending sea of inert, drooping loneliness looking for 24 year old needy leech-like hanger-on to abuse with dull stories, tired sex and Herb Alpert albums. " "I like eating mayonnaise and peanut butter sandwiches in the rain, watching Barney Miller reruns, peeing on birds in the park and licking strangers on the subway; you eat beets raw, have climbed Kilimanjaro, and sweat freely and often. Let me know soon." "Young farmer with 100 acres would be pleased to hear from young lady with tractor.
So they can bang away, turn it over and then bang even harder until the condom literally breaks and then you’ve just had unprotected intercourse with a junkie. And if they’re on meth, they’re almost certainly a junkie…Also, most women posting on casual encounters are A: Hookers or B: Girls operating webcams they expect you to pay for (aka spam).The reason so many str8 men indulge their bi-curiosity (which you will come to learn and learn well throughout this piece) on Craigslist is that they simply get fed up looking for women only to get scammed over and over again.While PNP could technically refer to marijuana, the average stoner will usually just say "420 Friendly" instead. For someone like me who hates quickies, I suppose that can come in handy.Now, I’m not gonna say I’ve never hooked up with someone on tweek; as a nite owl it’ll happen from time to time even though I don't go out looking for it. But that kind of weirdly numb stamina can also be detrimental.
Anyone using a random capital letter T in an ad is looking to get high.